It's the time of year when our youth group takes their Sunday Night Bible Studies on the road. Usually, they end up at Busbee's around a bonfire.
Last night was their second bonfire this season.
For the first hour, there were only two girls present.
They were outnumbered.
Overlooked.
Bored.
So B dug out the tractor and took Marj on an innocent little redneck hayride.
While the guys were enjoying a manly round of the Hokey Pokey.
The girls roared through their game, hair flying, screams bellowing.
Hokey Pokey interrupted.
Guys: "Oh no. We are not gonna stand idly by while they ruin our fun."
The Hokey Pokey Hayride became a game of redneck dodge ball.
Marj yelled "Retreat!" and B had the pedal down the whole way back to the shed.
And I'm sure once all that energy was expended, Billy could settle them down around the fire for Bible Study time.
